Trouble at the Valencommune: Reviews & Merchandising

Critical acclaim for Trouble at the Valencommune:

• "I think you are quite, quite mad."
  - Philip Sainty (now himself one of the cast of nijits)

• "Egads! How distressing. Reminds me a lot of the whole volume of stories some friends and I passed around during grade 12 philosophy. With such titles as 'The Adventures of Subway Steve and the Polka-Dot Moose' and 'War of the Fruit'."
  - Brett Allen

• "An amazing tour de farce!"
  - Damon er... wait... somebody important and famous, I mean.

ACTION! ADVENTURE! SUSPENSE! DRAMA!

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as The Guy Who Wasn't Actually In The Book But We Figured Would Boost Movie Sales!

Coming soon to a theatre near you!

new!
Trouble at the Valencommune
ACTION FIGURES!

Now available in stylish bendable plastic! You too can own life-like replicas of the intrepid Piquet, Sage, Kalaleq, Todd, and their friend Christine.

• Piquet really becomes a cat! Life-like morphing!
• Kalaleq becomes a squooshy blob if exposed to sunlight for over twelve hours!
• Sage comes with her own IV coffee bag! Fill it up and watch her go!
• Todd's eyes really turn blue!
• Christine gets really mad if you break her teacups!

Collect them all!

And for a limited time, we're also offering cuddly Mr. Saaa and Ellen Cairo dolls! Velcro hugs!
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